If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?

There is only one person in the entire world who you should ever go on a road trip with, and he’s so perfect that he’s a road trip cliche, but Dennis Hopper. I’d be tear-assing across terrified America in a Dodge Dart with him, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and Suntori Whiskey, screaming about why they don’t build astronauts anymore, and then he’d interject to talk about photography or something.